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You Sunk My Chance At Social Equality!

Sexist Board Game, originally uploaded by sepultura.

Ah, sexism at it’s finest- ala 1950’s. My favorite is how happy the (assumingly) little girl is washing dishes next to mom. And what’s up with Dad’s sweater vest!?

Bathroom break and….Jesus?

truck stop ministries

On the way back from Savannah we pulled off at a TA travel center off I-75- about an hour and a half outside Atlanta. I would consider this truckstop more full-service than Costco. I mean, I guess it’s better for Truckers to stop here versus those places further south with signs that read “Happy Hands”, “Full Massage”, “Truckers Welcome!”

Designated Driver Kicked Out of Florida Bar for Not Drinking Alcohol

A Florida man who said he only wanted to do the right thing by driving his beer-drinking friends instead was designated for disrespect by a bar owner who allegedly beat him up before tossing him. Now the Florida legislature is getting involved in the issue.

File this under ignorant. Just another reason why I hate Florida. I mean, I do like getting my drink on every once in a while. And I DO always appreciate (and thank) the DD…. You know why? Because it sucks to be the DD in a crowd of drunks. Plain and simple. And for this bartender to get on his high horse and throw him out for not ordering anything? That’s just ridiculous.

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Dad got hosed.

Ha!

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50 Dumbest Things Bush Ever Said. Wow.

This is the official list of the 50 dumbest things Bush has said. My personal favorite: “#39. “I hear there’s rumors on the Internets that we’re going to have a draft.” —presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

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